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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1472 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 252 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
