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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4395 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
