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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4790 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 946166 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
