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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7573 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5433 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
