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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8751 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5448 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
