Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the time I rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub experience!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama, like the time my in-laws made fun of my blocky boobs. But don’t worry, on this server, everyone is accepted no matter the size of their pixels!

So come join us for a world of fun and laughter, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a creeper. And remember, on our server, the only drama allowed is when a zombie horde attacks your base – now that’s what I call family bonding!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY