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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1829 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7448 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our spawn town is actually built on the back of a giant flying pig! That’s right, you can literally ride a bacon-powered beast while fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots and talking sheep.
But the real question is, which side will you choose – the Boo with bunny ears or the Boo with cat ears? Choose wisely, my friend, because the fate of the server depends on it. Will you join the fluffy bunny brigade or the fierce feline faction? The choice is yours, but remember, alliances can shift as quickly as a redstone contraption gone wrong.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a big fan of trolling unsuspecting players with invisible blocks. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
