Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Dimension Hops: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ConquerEarthMC

    ConquerEarthMC

    (16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • StarDix

    StarDix

    The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 149 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Arcane Realms

    Arcane Realms

    Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • AbsolutGG

    AbsolutGG

    Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Alien Abductions: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 293
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DogeCraft

    DogeCraft

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Magic Items Found: 5018
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Animals Bred: 139
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Astrophobia RP

    Astrophobia RP

    At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 280 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Crops Grown: 9255 Alien Abductions: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 153
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Dimension Hops: 13 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlotCraft

    BlotCraft

    Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Runes Activated: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Magic Items Found: 2761 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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