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Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Divine Spears Created: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 237 Star Shards Collected: 247
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2084 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Dimension Hops: 11 Animals Bred: 107
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 9767
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4745
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 472 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Zombie Dances: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Enchantments Applied: 180

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Villages Defended: 18 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7469 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Potions Brewed: 167 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Gods Slained: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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