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| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Version | 1.21.1 |
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| Server Type | Free Roam |
| Platform | Paper |
| Rules | No rules, but behave nicely |
| Availability | 24/7, open to public |
| Admin Recruitment | Can recruit admins to keep it friendly if needed/wanted |
Q: Can I hack on the server?
A: Preferably no hacking allowed on the server.
Q: How often is the server monitored by admins?
A: The server owner may not be on often due to work commitments, but admins may be recruited to help monitor the server.
Q: What is the server IP to join?
A: The server IP is 108.181.241.178:25569
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky fella loves to boogie down and will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. How cool is that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1283 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Imagine a world where stepmoms try to convince you to change your name as a Christmas gift, where babysitters are hired just to make you love them, and where being called “spoiled and bratty” is just another day in the blocky paradise.
So come on in and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with! Just remember, in this world, you can be whoever you want to be, even if your stepmom disagrees.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Are you tired of being asked to babysit your nieces and nephews every few months while trying to start your own family? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape the real world and focus on building your dream virtual family instead!
Join us for outrageous adventures, like dodging last-minute doctor appointments and navigating rocky family relationships. Plus, earn virtual currency by completing fertility treatments and IVF procedures!
And don’t worry about being approached as a couple to babysit – on our server, we only ask your Minecraft character directly. Because who needs real-life communication skills when you can just send a message in the game?
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs flights paid for when you can teleport in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of gold blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the server. We have a strict “no dirt hut” policy because we believe in only the most extravagant and outrageous builds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond gear. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and uncover their secrets?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9924 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 302569 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7941 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
