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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6528 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 4033 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Ores Mined: | 3598 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the Bokoblin humiliation ritual, where we dress up as Bokoblins and dance around a campfire while chanting hilarious insults at each other. It’s a wild time you won’t want to miss!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pig poop. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with this fabulous swine!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of the Creeper Cannonball Run, where you launch yourself out of a cannon and try to land on a moving Creeper. It’s explosive fun for the whole family!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
