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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9013 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 8724 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
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