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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5659 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
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