Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.
we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.
who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?
