Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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