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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5927 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. And guess what? Bob Barker himself will personally greet you at spawn and give you a virtual high five. He’s probably the most kissed man in history, so you know he’s legit.
Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water slide that leads you straight into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.
So, come on and join us on this crazy adventure! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.