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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1721 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 6614 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.
so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.
