BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	59
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Potions Brewed:	63

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Potions Brewed:	86	Void Armor Forged:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.