BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	8694
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	659
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	1736

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7428	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ores Mined:	7347	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	5257
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mines Excavated:	2740
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.