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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4912 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 757 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7386 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.