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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8814 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 7214 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 9839 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.