Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyKremlinJailbreak

authoritarianism, Censorship, controversial, CraftyKremlinJailbreak, criticism, Democracy, dissent, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, insult, law, Legal System, legislation, legislation proposal, Officials, Politics, prison term, protest, punishment, russia

come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Block the Bite Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Challenge SMP Server
Features	World is just caves, but all biomes spawn Races with different perks No PvP within the same race Protections with /claim command Crossplay support (PC Java, PC Bedrock, mobile)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the playtest?	Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
What will I receive for participating in the playtest?	Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends?	Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest?	Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Anime Son Minecraft Server

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Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ResellRuinMinecraft

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Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Emeralds Found:	1633
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

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Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	86	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyComfortsTV

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Ores Mined:	7185
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyWarZones

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so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crops Grown:	2185
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

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Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Void Armor Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Emeralds Found:	5505
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ores Mined:	1529
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Potions Brewed:	165
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Potions Brewed:	175	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Mines Excavated:	3329	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	New Chunks Explored:	551121

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crops Grown:	5891
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.