Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	169
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	5390	Potions Brewed:	164
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	3047	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	4222	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	282	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	178

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Love Letters Sent:	6
Animals Bred:	115	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Buildings Constructed:	46
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchantments Applied:	297

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Potions Brewed:	178	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1867	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

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