Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Animals Bred:	198	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4853	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ores Mined:	7976	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Potions Brewed:	70	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mines Excavated:	2337
Dragon Eggs Found:	3095	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Void Gems Collected:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Villages Defended:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9408	Chimeras Created:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	878
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4213	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Void Armor Forged:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	1395	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4718
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	7538
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5695	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Votes:	6389	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.