Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	104513
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockPartyFamDrama

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Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1357	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

8billionluckyblocks

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Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyKremlinJailbreak

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come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	5071
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Emeralds Found:	5653
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Block the Bite Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Challenge SMP Server
Features	World is just caves, but all biomes spawn Races with different perks No PvP within the same race Protections with /claim command Crossplay support (PC Java, PC Bedrock, mobile)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the playtest?	Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
What will I receive for participating in the playtest?	Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends?	Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest?	Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1798	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7544
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Anime Son Minecraft Server

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Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Items Found:	4752	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ResellRuinMinecraft

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Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

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Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyComfortsTV

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4455
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

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Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Buildings Constructed:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	7044
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8991	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.