Bloom SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Crops Grown:	7752	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	88	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9802
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Enchantments Applied:	181	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Emeralds Found:	4235	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Players:	110/200	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9