come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Void Gems Collected: 29
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Farms Harvested: 810 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY