come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
Void Armor Forged: 24 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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