come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Runes Activated: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Players Killed by Monsters: 8289
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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