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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 87
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Magic Items Found: 5973
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY