come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Star Shards Collected: 76 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1538

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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