come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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