come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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