come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found: 3822 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Love Letters Sent: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Magic Items Found: 6490
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

New Minecraft Server
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