BlockyTurnOns | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WorseningCraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually the ones in charge? Well, look no further because on our server, the creepers have formed a political party and are demanding equal rights for all mobs! Join now to witness the chaos as the skeletons try to unionize and the zombies start a riot over the lack of brains in the cafeteria.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Obsidian hybrid block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that sweet, sweet bling-obsidian!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of Herobrine, who is constantly pranking players by turning their houses upside down and filling them with chickens. But hey, who doesn’t love a good jump scare every now and then?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BucketListCraft

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Do you have “Join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe” on your bucket list? Well, you’re in luck because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a bucket of lava (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. Don’t miss out on the chance to dance with the undead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and check off “Join the most insane Minecraft server ever” from your bucket list today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	484655	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Good Time Not Long Time

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u know dat feelin when u jus wanna have a good time in Minecraft but not commit to a long term relationship with a server? well dis server is da answer to all ur problems! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds raining from the sky, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Play.Elite-Gaming.Ro

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A Romanian Minecraft server, we are waiting for you with great love to play and make friends

Section: Skyblock

Frequent contests, active players, we are waiting for you to form as many memories as possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	178
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Bi-Fetish Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the steamy drama between players! Join us if you’re into MMF threesomes – in Minecraft, of course! Watch your boyfriend get it on with another guy while you build the most epic castle in the land. Just remember, no touching – we’re all about the voyeuristic thrill here! So come on in and let your wildest fantasies run wild…as long as those fantasies involve pixelated blocks and not actual human contact.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mining Mahjong Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner mahjong master while building epic structures? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tutorials, M-League matches, and arts and crafts tournaments that will blow your mind! Our server is so lit, even Kaavi Fortune himself has blessed us with his presence for our 3rd tournament.

So what are you waiting for? Sign up now and get ready to experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the mjg booru while you’re at it. See you in the game, mahjong warriors! 🀄️🔥 #CrazyCraftsAndMahjongMadness

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Runes Activated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCheatSwap

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to prove your worthiness and intelligence in a battle of wits and skills! Just like the tough chemistry test, our server will challenge you to think on your feet and outsmart your opponents.

Imagine a world where your classmates can’t cheat their way to victory and where hard work and dedication are rewarded. On our server, everyone starts on an even playing field, so you can show off your true skills without any shortcuts.

Don’t be like the girl who thought she could coast by on memorized answers – join us and show that you have what it takes to succeed on your own merit. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your hard work and dedication.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the cheaters behind. Let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer our challenges and come out on top!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	198	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ores Mined:	5539
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	7180	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BodySwapMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally change anything about your body! Want to have diamond abs? Done. Want to have creeper feet? No problem. Want to have a pig’s snout? Sure thing! The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure where you can trade body parts with other players, participate in crazy challenges like the “Ugliest Avatar Contest”, and even attend a virtual plastic surgery clinic run by a group of mischievous villagers.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have fun, and maybe even question your own sanity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just end up with a body that’s weirder than a chicken riding a pig!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Farms Harvested:	989
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about bad first dates again! On our server, you can build a virtual date night paradise complete with romantic sunsets, fancy dinners, and even a pet llama to serenade you with love songs. Plus, if your date turns out to be a creeper (literally), you can just block them and move on to the next blocky hottie. So come join us and find your virtual soulmate – because diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s forever on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	4520	Animals Bred:	34

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Legendary Mystic Commons

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hey u, yes u, r u tired of all them basic minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? well do i have a treat for u! come join our EPIC server where legends are born, myths are busted, and uniqueness is the norm!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly! yes, u heard me right, friendly creepers! they will even help u build ur house if u ask nicely.

our server is so unique that even herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. he’s now our resident interior designer, adding spooky touches to all our builds. and don’t even get me started on the llamas. they have formed their own llama army and are plotting to take over the server. but don’t worry, they only attack with hugs and kisses.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most legendary, mystical, and unique minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who can say no to free cake?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Potions Brewed:	121	Dragon Eggs Found:	2923

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dad’s Age Down Syndrome Risk

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hey u, ya u reading dis, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be like “whaaaaat?!”

so get dis, if ur dad is like super old or super young, u got a higher chance of gettin a kid with down syndrome. crazy right?! but like, don’t worry bout dat, just join our server and u gonna have a blast!

we got like, diamond armor for days, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell dad jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of endless cake. yea, we got dat too.

so what u waitin for? come join our server and let’s make some memories together. and remember, age ain’t nothin but a number, especially in minecraft. let’s get crafty, my dudes!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

What is the IP for Critical Drinker After Hours Minecraft Server?

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Critical Drinker After Hours is a YouTube channel hosted by a popular cultural commentator known as the Critical Drinker. With a no-nonsense, humorous approach, the Critical Drinker reviews movies, TV shows, and other forms of entertainment, offering insightful analysis and sharp critique. His channel has gained a dedicated following for its candid and entertaining content, making him a notable voice in the world of pop culture commentary.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cirque du Mine: Chapter 63 Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Cirque du Freak for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and jaw-dropping surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of circus performers who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They can juggle creepers, tame Ender Dragons, and even ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel in our server that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join Cirque du Freak today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the clown zombies – they’re a real hoot!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Silly Minecraft SMP Questions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere, or participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

Our community is filled with quirky characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer, who can tame even the most explosive mobs with a single stare, and Sally the Sheep Herder, who can knit you a sweater out of wool faster than you can say “baa.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Today’sGoodVibesMC SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the epic adventures on our Minecraft SMP today! We had a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet, all while being chased by a horde of angry zombies. And that was just the morning commute to the Nether portal!

But wait, there’s more! We had a prank war that escalated to the point where someone built a giant statue of a creeper out of TNT in the middle of the town square. Let’s just say things got a little explosive!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our crazy server, we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Classy llamas.

So come join us for all the wacky shenanigans and unforgettable moments on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3744

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!