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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3424 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 178 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!