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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8880 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4968 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 70 |
We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!