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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4306 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 9234 | Potions Brewed: | 72 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!