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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3099 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 656 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!