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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4768 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
Mines Excavated: | 3197 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!