Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 28

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Zombie Dances: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Crops Grown: 9325 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Mines Excavated: 4661 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 284
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 45

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    Minecraft Server Information

    IP Address mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview

    The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
    • Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation
    • Land-claiming system for player protection
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Part of a growing network with additional server options

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Don’t be the reason for new rules
    9. Use common sense

    FAQ

    Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

    A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

    Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

    A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

    Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

    A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

    Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

    A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

    Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

    A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 402 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Runes Activated: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Weird Trade Minecraft Server

    Weird Trade Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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