BlockyThreatsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1731
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Alien Abductions:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Void Gems Collected:	31
Magic Items Found:	6180	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mines Excavated:	4350
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Animals Bred:	183	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

BlindDroneOps Minecraft Server

accident, BlindDroneOps, blinded, Detonating, drone operators, drone pilots, emergency, eye protection, fpv goggles, Incident, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, vision loss

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where eight Russian drone operators got blinded by detonating FPV goggles? I know, right? It’s like, the most lit server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding goggles while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the goggles strike again!

ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition

Blame, blame-shifting, conflict escalation, conflict initiation, diplomatic tensions, Edition, foreign policy, Game, global tensions, government disputes, incompetent leader, international relations, leadership criticism, leadership incompetence, political blame game, political controversy, presidential criticism, trump, ukraine war, war accusations, war rhetoric, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Farms Harvested:	790	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragons Tamed:	7

join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	3191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4719	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38