BlockyTherapy: U OK, BRO? | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness as we take you on a journey through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From giant chickens that shoot lasers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers therapeutic benefits for your mental health. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and let the soothing sounds of exploding creepers calm your nerves. Feeling anxious? Build yourself a cozy little house and watch as it gets blown up by a pack of rampaging llamas. It’s the perfect way to release all that pent-up tension!

So come join us on our server and let your inner crazy out. Who knows, you might just find that the key to true happiness was a pixelated pig all along.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	664040	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	117734	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Crops Grown:	5330	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Potions Brewed:	115	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Potions Brewed:	190	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Farms Harvested:	680	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	2888

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	42	Endless Night Skies:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.