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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4903 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).
if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.
so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!