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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3345 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows start a protest because they want more wheat in their diet. or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of skeletons start a dance party because they heard your walls were lit. it’s like a sitcom, but in minecraft.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they’re planning to take over the server with their mind control powers. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja chickens who are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu. they’ll protect us, no problem.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than a llama on roller skates, come join us. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment. plus, we have free cake every wednesday. because why not?
