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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 782 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro.
we got russian assets, like, wut even is that? who knows, but it sounds cool, right? and, get this, the US banks are gonna start reporting them for, like, forfeiture or something. it’s gonna be wild, man.
so, like, if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where things are so random and unpredictable, u gotta join us. cuz who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe we’ll find some hidden treasure or summon a dragon or something.
so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together. cuz this server is gonna be off the charts, bro.
