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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7478 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 316 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!
we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!
