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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3007 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 829 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!
we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!
