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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8134 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Enchantments Applied: | 123 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 244 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
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