BlockyProtestSq | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

blocky, boyfriend fashion, boyfriend hoodie, boyfriend hoodie alternative, boyfriend hoodie comfort, boyfriend hoodie connection, boyfriend hoodie equivalent, boyfriend hoodie memory, boyfriend hoodie nostalgia, boyfriend hoodie replacement, boyfriend hoodie smell, boyfriend hoodie substitute, boyfriend scent, boyfriend scent hoodie, boyfriend style, bros, comfort wear, hoodie, male fashion, masculine fashion, men’s Clothing, sentimental clothing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Snake Scales Monkey Radar

MONKEY, Radar, scales, SNAKE

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crops Grown:	1424	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	7922
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got monkeys spotting snakes like it’s nobody’s business! Our scientists have discovered that these monkeys are like ninja snake detectors, all thanks to the snake scales being a visual cue. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but in Minecraft! Join now and see if you can spot the sneaky snakes before the monkeys do! It’s a wild ride, baby!

⚔️The Nitrogen Network⚔️

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Connect, console, Discord, Events, Feedback, Gear, Join, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, Players, PvP, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4

The Nitrogen Network Overview

Server Features	Description
Survival SMP	Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes
Skyblock	Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, Co-Op Options
Upgrade Wars	Casual PVP game with gear upgrades and in-game unlocks
Vote Rewards	Players can claim free rewards by voting for the server
Community Feedback	Server listens to player feedback for improvements
Constant Updates	Servers are constantly evolving for the best player experience
Seasonal Events	Festive events around holidays and season changes

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.nitrogen.zone or adding “NitrogenSMP” as a friend on console.

Q: What is the Discord server for Nitrogen Network?

A: You can join the Discord server at discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz.

Q: What is the main game mode on the server?

A: The main game modes include Survival SMP, Skyblock, and Upgrade Wars.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, controversial themes, dark themes, emotional impact, emotional manipulation, Ethereal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love triangles, Manga, mature content, moral dilemmas, NTR, psychological effects, relationship dynamics, Romance genre, Skylands, storytelling, trust issues

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crops Grown:	8798	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Aglaea, Amphoreus, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, firefly, Fugue, Gallagher, general, herta, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, misha, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Yukong

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews, trailers, and sneak peeks that will blow your mind. From “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” to “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” our server is constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners and drip marketing. With 5* Ice Erudition, Lightning Remembrance, and Ice Remembrance, you’ll be decked out in the coolest gear around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VortexVG

anti cheat, Auction, Community, developer, Events, Expansion, Gaming, Maze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, profit, Progression, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Shop, Staff, Upgrade, VortexVG

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Villages Defended:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2659	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	634	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Farms Harvested:	924
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

Players:	110/700	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	20