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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 870 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9507 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Star Shards Collected: | 67 |
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