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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 546 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9926 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, trudeau is, like, totally silent on some crazy stuff happenin’ with canadian parliamentarians, but, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and have the time of your life, man!
we got, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible, bro. you can, like, ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows out of your butt. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
and get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. you gotta, like, solve a series of riddles to find it, but once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends, man.
so, like, forget about trudeau and those boring parliamentarians. come join our server and let’s have a blast together, bro!
